Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

How does gut health affect mental well-being?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Trump asks Congress to pull $9.4 billion in funding for NPR, PBS and foreign aid - Axios

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I can read

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

I see through liars

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I actually pay taxes

Judge orders Trump administration to provide due process to some migrants deported to El Salvador - NBC News

I don’t cotton to rapists

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Miley Cyrus Says Disney Banned Her From Performing 'Hannah Montana' Songs: "I Wasn't Allowed To Sing Them" - Deadline

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I have a reading level above third grade

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

What did Chandrashekhar Azad say about Hinduism during a podcast?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I can count

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

"More problems than it was helping”: Behind the growing distrust of antidepressants - Salon.com

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

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EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I have complete contempt for fakery

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t buy bullshit

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light